• drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

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sheikofthesheikah:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

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throh:

anacane:

throh:

i love that marshmallow girls post. fat girls in japan get called marshmallows. fat girls here get called land whales and hamplanets. i wanna be a marshmallow.

How about dropping the insults, the cutesy names AND the weight? Then you can call yourself a healthy girl.

how about dropping a bag of dicks all the way down your throat, one by one. a whole bag. eat an entire bag of dicks.

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brachydios-archive:

squiglets:

I like when lizards do the :V face but smaller

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